A showcase of my recent shoe purchases. I was absolutely over the moon to find the Office purple velvet platforms which I had been lusting after for months, in the sale for meagre ducats. I made a right scene in the shop, screeching 'aren't these the ugliest shoes you've ever seen?! I love them!" loudly across the fitting area, to the absolute horror and bewilderment of both my male friend and the shop assistant.
I fell over thrice that night, but no matter. I blame the absinthe, not the shoes.